…for all you leaving cert students. Only 2 short weeks left to cram all that knowledge into your adolescent brains. Knowledge that after the exams will be completely useless to any of you. God bless the education system.

That brazen hussy Ruth Scott from 2FM‘s morning show also mentioned the ‘C’ word. Yes, although summer is barely upon us and Spring is but a fading memory, she found the need to remind us all that it’s only 7 months until Christmas. What’s next? “White Christmas” being chosen for ‘cheesy listening’ in June?