Pure genius! Now is one of those times I’m literally kicking myself thinking “Why didn’t I think of that?”. Some mensa candidate in the US is holding a pet rabbit for ransom and come June 30th will cook and eat the fluffy little critter if he hasn’t received $50,000 in donations from the general public. I think it’s absolute madness and most likely either a hoax or a publicity stunt but on the off chance it’s legit (or as legit as holding a rabbit for ransom on the internet can be) I wish him all the luck in the world.

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If he can do that, maybe I can put the dog up for a ransom of $10,000? Give me your money or the dog goes to a Thai restaurant! God bless the internet & God bless free speech!