Hardly surprising given the competition. 96 & 103FM beat local rival RedFM to a pulp, taking 47% of the listenership compared to RedFM’s measly 5%.

I will admit I used to listen to RedFM, back when I was an impressionable idiot. Now that I’m a ‘set in my ways’ idiot, I can safely say that I’d rather listen to Steve Haze and his faux-yankie accent than that insufferable twat ‘Stevie G’. The sound of his voice alone makes me wish I was deaf. Nails on a chalkboard, nails on a chalkboard…

Congratulations to big corporate 96FM, although your’e still far from the best available.