Phone has finally gone!

My phone has been through it all. First let me say that i took absolutely no care with it during our three year relationship. It has been dropped 20 feet from a ladder, dropped into a pint, dropped down the toilet, chewed by the dog, spent time in a lake, stood upon several times, banged off walls etc etc. Any time it had water damage vodafone said it was broken and could not be fixed but it came back to life. The only problems i encountered following this abuse was the star button at the bottom left wasn’t great to work. You could only lock it after maybe 6 or 7 goes! To be honest i don’t even know the type of phone it was but it was sturdy. Our three year relationship ended the other morning when i was getting into my car to go for work. It fell out of my coat pocket and onto the road. Anyway i drove off unaware of it. I thought i left it in home. To cut a long story short someone found it and it had been knocked down (or rolled over)! I got it back from them and the screen was all cracked and it was fairly messed up. Guess what! I turned it on and the bugger still worked. It’s like super phone or something! While it was lost i got a present of another phone, it was a hard decision but i am using the new phone. I am very hypocritical about mobile phones and the way people are obsessed. While my phone was missing, i have to admit i was lost. It was like i had no contact with the rest of the world. I never thought i would admit that. Anyway that was a load of meaningless gobbeldy gook, just thought i would give a little commemeration to a resilient little bastard!!

5 Responses to “Phone has finally gone!”


  1. 1 ryan

    Down with this sort of thing! Get back to writing pub reviews ya lazy git

  2. 2 Eoin

    Feck off ya ponce!

  3. 3 Kae Verens

    good stuff. nice to know I’m not the only clumsy bastard out there. I’m using a Trium P.O.S. right now because my S55 is still recovering from baby drool and drumming.

  4. 4 sandy

    It took you how long for someone to buy you a new phone… bless someone loves ya

  5. 5 henners

    i dropped my phone in a pint on new years eve eve. it refused to switch on for three days then miracuously came back to life when i tried to charge it. the screen kinda looks watery but it works and still takes photos… see even pintage can’t destroy a phone

    h

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