Foulmouthed to-a-point couple Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are believed to be in talks with ITV to team up as chat show hosts in the UK.

According to insiders, the show would be aired late at night and feature “an impressive array of celebrity guests.” Perhaps to hide the fact that the Osbournes are to chat shows what Chris Doran is to the Irish music industry.

I can only hope the show never gets off the ground. Thank God Sky digital doesn’t carry ITV.