How to take this story seriously? Really… how? When the opening paragraph is

The world’s first cyber church has had to close its pulpit to ordinary worshippers after people logged in and used swear words on the site.

The mind boggles!?! What were they expecting to happen? This is the internet after all. Nothing but a worldwide breeding ground for some of the worst scum out there. So thanks to “Satan” and his band of unruly fowl-mouthed chatters, we can no longer hit the ‘preach’ button in this 3D religious wonderland. A spokesman for the church is to fight tooth and nail to keep the church open

“We have to do what we can to prevent it.”

Like close the website? I can almost picture the type of person that would be running such an operation…

(Source: UTV, Image: Back Porch Rants)