96FM’s own wannabe “Shock Jock” Neil Prenderville is so bitter. Only as bitter as his bumchum/partner in crime P.J. Coogan though. They’re the only two on radio (well, apart from that whiny little toad Charlie Wolf) that have absolutely nothing good to say about anything.

So what’s todays topic? Why the Eurovision of course. A predictable enough attack was launched at the winners of the very contest, the Ukraine. The act was branded as “a lapdance” by Coogan on several occasions, along with other colourful descriptions coming from the other microphone wielding moron.

They agreed that the voting was highly political (which I thought from watching it anyway) and that the competition was less about the actual song and more about the act…. or something along those lines. The rest of the show blended into non-sensical rubbish as it normally does and I turned it off and went to work.

I still say that Jean Elliot would have won it for us!